MoJ: A Job for Impartiality

by SpikeViper with The Vooperian

As we know, the MOJ position is coming up for elections with Tom, the prior holder of the spot, retiring. The position is in charge of ensuring quality and fairness within our national broadcast system, and is a cornerstone of a free and fair democracy.

Up for the task are Allegate and SillyPossibility. While both can likely enforce the rules, we believe that considering Allegat's past infractions concerning impartiality and attacks within the news, this job is probably best fit for Silly. In fact, Allegate currently runs one of the most popular magazines in the country - making the MOJ post a conflict of interest.

Because of this, we believe SillyPossibility is likely the fairest choice, but we must let the people decide.